versaceslut:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

hooddoggy:

person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!

me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

dulect:

when that one person you hate in your class speaks

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

pournstar:

boy: have sex w me
girl: no
boy: misandry is real

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

questiun:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw