avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny 

men and women are equal = feminism

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

awwww-cute:

Celebrating Easter with a snake

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

sweetnebletts:

The only time I look hot: when no one is around

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY
BECAUSE
WAIT FOR IT
LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s likeGold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushroomsBlood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel roomWe don’t careWe got to Rivendell across the stream

And everybody’s likeMountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf QueenRowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leashWe don’t careYeah we’re simply gonna walk in there

vixyish:

xixsem:

I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY

BECAUSE

WAIT FOR IT

LORDE OF THE RINGS

But every day’s like
Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms
Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel room
We don’t care
We got to Rivendell across the stream
And everybody’s like
Mountains, dwarf mines, presents from the Elf Queen
Rowboats, rock paths, Gollum on a rope leash
We don’t care
Yeah we’re simply gonna walk in there