we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect
will you still love me when my eyebrow game is no longer hella strong
if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends
*pets your grunge*
wow, its so soft
boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic
pretty people … .. first of all how dare u
a boy that won’t watch disney movies with me is a not a boy that i need in my life
My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
will you take this man to be your husband?
I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray
premarital sex is fine but like… premarital taco bell? i will give you this dick day and night but i’m gonna need a commitment before i share something as amazing and sacred as a nacho griller between us
So I’m really happy for you that you’ve got a great boyfriend who takes you out and buys your dinner, but does he use high-level destruction magic against your enemies, carry 300 lbs of your equipment, and traverse dangerous Nord ruins for you? I didn’t think so.